little matzah ball

"Lolita was originally a book about a pedo who married an old woman to have sex with her underaged slut daughter, who then ran off with another man until she was legal and he cried emo tears and then became an hero."

Best. Summary. Ever.

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   “Lolita was originally a book about a pedo who married an old woman to have sex with her underaged slut daughter, who...

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   funny coz is true

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    Humbert Humbert’s Emo Tears is totally my new band name.

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